Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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