Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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