To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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