..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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