what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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