if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My pussy is not your playground.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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