So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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