So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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