He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't turn off my feet"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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