I'm going to jail i love you
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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