have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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