I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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