Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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