Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm both gender and math confused
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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