Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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