She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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