So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So apparently I’m into choking now
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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