if you like me you must not know who I am
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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