It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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