this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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