just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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