god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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