actually, I'm a sock model
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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