Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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