girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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