why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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