I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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