you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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