dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Vodka?
Forever.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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