I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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