idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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