so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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