Sry I called you an 8
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm both gender and math confused
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