so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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