I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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