Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
