Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Randomize
