so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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