Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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