So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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