koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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