He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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