at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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