So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
that is very illegal...i love you.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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