So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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