READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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