they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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