She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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