okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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