Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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