She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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