what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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