God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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