Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm like, not good at living.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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