Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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