I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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