Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There r osticjed everywhere
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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